ivy-orion

 I'm going to start off with the most awkward of notions and say that  "more than two shakes is playing with yourself" is the least of my concerns. I don't care what you do, as long as you never put anything inside yourself, because it will get stuck. Also, never play with yourself in the swimming pool because your intestines will get sucked into the pool filter. See? That's it. I don't care who you bring home. Black, white, guy, girl, whatever. As long as they're not a Yankees fan. I'm kidding. But not really. It's never okay to hurt an animal. It's never okay to hurt another person. Unless, they were trying to hurt you